Gracie Allen's Roast Beef
1 large Roast of beef
1 small Roast of beef
Take the two roasts and put them in the oven.
When the little one burns, the big one is done.
I just ran across this recipe on the web and had to share the laugh with you (although I think the recipe would really work!).
In case you're not old enough to know who Gracie is, you can read about her and her husband, George Burns, here.